I DONT THINK YOUD BE FAMOUS IF YOU WERENT SO PRETTY BUT LUCKILY YOU ARE: A Poem for Miranda July

MIRANDA YOU ARE LIKE SO PRETTY.
I THINK WE COULD BE FRIENDS BUT I WAS TOO SHY TO ASK YOU IF YOU WOULD BE WHEN I SAW YOU JUST OUTSIDE OF LA.
OBVI I THINK YOURE LIKE SUPER COOL----NO LIKE THE EPITOME OF COOL (SERIOUSLY)
I READ YOUR BOOK AND SAW YOUR MOVIE AND BEEN TO YOUR WEBSITE AND HEARD YOU GIVE A TALK AND SAW YOU IN THAT MUSIC VIDEO AND AND AND AND AND
YEA I LIKED IT A LOT.
SO IF POSSIBLE I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD EMAIL ME AND JUST LET ME KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU DO IT BECAUSE IM TRYING PRETTY HARD (WELL MAYBE ONLY KINDA HARD) TO BE COOL LIKE YOU AND ITS JUST NOT WORKING AND I WAS WONDERING IF THERES ANYTHING I CAN DO ABOUT THIS BESIDES PLASTIC SURGERY BECAUSE I REALLY HATE GOING UNDER THE KNIFE AND I THINK ID LIKE TO AVOID THAT.
THANKS
PLEASE WRITE BACK SOON
OK?
PLEASE
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